I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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