Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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