and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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