it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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