its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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