She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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