3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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