What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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