best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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