normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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