haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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