Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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