But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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