How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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