yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize