Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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