btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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