: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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