It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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