I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
