What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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