Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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