dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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