oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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