apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The air taste purple.
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