I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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