What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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