Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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