i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
try to milk me bitch
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
