Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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