i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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