Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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