I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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