called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think I sprained my soul last night
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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