ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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