Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
