Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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