I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
What a dumb baby whore.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
