I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
i out mim tonsoeep
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