Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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