i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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