HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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