it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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