I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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