just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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