Nicole vs. Life
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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