I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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