quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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