Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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