I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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