who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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