omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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