He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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