yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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