East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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