Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize