Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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