Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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