You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
operation harelip BJ is a go
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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